The friend I can't get rid of!

I have known this friend since I probably was 8.Been there for me for many years! Through the rough times and the good times. We lost touch for a bit while I was in high school and even now, our friendship is on and off! Quite frankly though, I really want this friend gone! I really do! I mean seriously who wants to get rid of a friend that has been around since I was 8! 21 long years!Oops does that reveal my age? You might ask, what is soo wrong about this friend. I mean this friend has been with you for years! Whats soo wrong with them now that you really want them gone. Well this weight has prevented me from doing certain things I probably would want to do, prevents me from wearing certain types of clothes because it constantly reminds me how ridiculous I look in those clothes. However its that same friend that will show its ass the minute I have that second helping of apple pie! Showing me the effects of over eating and making me feel guilty the next morning when my tightest pair of jeans will not button up.

I really dont like this friend! I hate her/him actually! I mean some people say our relationship is not that bad and that with time I might be able to get rid of them but its really not that bad! However I can't stand them! I really can't! Plus some of my friends are quick to point out how bad this friend is and no matter how hard i work to get rid of him or her some days she wont go or she is soo quick to come back when i slip up!

Actually, you will be surprised most of you have this very friend! Fighting with them for years! Some of you managed to get rid of them and Kudos to you! Share your secret.

So as I embark on my journey to get rid of this friend I will keep you all posted! Might take longer than I hope but this time I am totally determined to get rid of he/she and I believe I will be successful! Wish me luck because its going to be a very long ride but it will happen! I am actually excited!! Finally going to be gone! All I can say is good riddance and dont ever come back!

Ohhh I guess you are wondering who this friend is... well, if you havent figured out by now, its my.... weight!